Bro, what the fuck is up with that title? Made me chuckle more than I should have, it did.
I am way too immature for this site.
ANYWAY, on to the review. I'm gonna keep this short and sweet, so as not to talk your head off. Simply put, this has pretty much all of the things a death metal instrumental track should have: tremolos, trills, killer riffs, almost psychopathic drum abuse, breakdowns, wind-ups, blackjack, hookers, all of it. It may be rough, but it's hella tight, man.
God dammit, that name, though... I really am just a teenager at heart.